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Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,
                                                     Can he ever find a place?
                                             Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
                                                Jumping back to an empty hearth.
                                             Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
                                                 Back in time to meet an old foe.
                                               He is pursued by an incessant fact,
                                              The likes of which he can't take back.
                                               His entire home, his people his soul,
                                               All gone, leaving him without a goal.
                                                   The last of the Time Wars,
                                                        The end of his kind,
                                                   He is trapped b


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
*Silence falls*

Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall

Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!

Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.

Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.

Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once

Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van

Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor

Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource

Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her


Why did the chicken cross the road?

The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.

River Song: Spoilers.

The Eleventh Doctor: Chickens are cool!

The Tenth Doctor: I dunno. I've learnt to stay away from hens.

The Ninth Doctor: Common poultry with migratory habits. Fantastic!

The Sixth Doctor: I haven't the slightest idea, Perry. Perry!

The Fifth Doctor: Ah. I'm not quite sure, but I'm sure someone around here could tell us!

The Fourth Doctor: Would it like a jelly baby?

Idris/Sexy: Do chickens cross roads?

The daleks: The chicken will be exterminated!

Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Has the chicken requested assistance?

The street vendors of NNY: Buy some happy for your trip across the road!

Amy Pond: I don't know. Does it matter, a chicken crossing?

Jackie Tyler: That chicken's mother is probably worried about it.

Captain Jack: Hello, chicken.

The Judoon: We have no juristiction over chickens.

Torchwood: If it's avian, it's ours.
What better way to improve a bad day than by thinking up jokes about Doctor Who?

Now, I'm pretty sure that I came up with most of these, but some of them were fairly obvious and so it's entirely possible that someone else thought of them first. No plagiarism intended if that is the case.
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BeingSaneNotMyThing Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
You sir, have a spontaneous talent...
UPGRADE IS NO LONGER NEEDED 
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AnnaBean527 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Jack will flirt with anything that moves, poultry or otherwise.
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TheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
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IntellectAdmirer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NIIIIIIICE :)
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Ms-Koguma Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovely Shoujo Emoji (Senpai notice me) [V3] kaomoji set 2 60/67  so wonderfully fantastical! 
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nerdfighter4ever1 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
Oh, brilliant.
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MrsPrime3819 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I luv the yo mama jokes especially the cybermen joke
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amberflicker Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

"Hello, Chicken"


...You would say that, Jack...

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ImLittleKasey Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
OMG! :squee: So awesome!  Especially the knock-knock one and the "If it's avian it's ours."  Great work! :happybounce: 
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ravenclawtimelord Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOLLL
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