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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
*Silence falls*
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Eleventh Doctor: Chickens are cool!
The Tenth Doctor: I dunno. I've learnt to stay away from hens.
The Ninth Doctor: Common poultry with migratory habits. Fantastic!
The Sixth Doctor: I haven't the slightest idea, Perry. Perry!
The Fifth Doctor: Ah. I'm not quite sure, but I'm sure someone around here could tell us!
The Fourth Doctor: Would it like a jelly baby?
Idris/Sexy: Do chickens cross roads?
The daleks: The chicken will be exterminated!
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Has the chicken requested assistance?
The street vendors of NNY: Buy some happy for your trip across the road!
Amy Pond: I don't know. Does it matter, a chicken crossing?
Jackie Tyler: That chicken's mother is probably worried about it.
Captain Jack: Hello, chicken.
The Judoon: We have no juristiction over chickens.
Torchwood: If it's avian, it's ours.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
*Silence falls*
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The Eleventh Doctor: Chickens are cool!
The Tenth Doctor: I dunno. I've learnt to stay away from hens.
The Ninth Doctor: Common poultry with migratory habits. Fantastic!
The Sixth Doctor: I haven't the slightest idea, Perry. Perry!
The Fifth Doctor: Ah. I'm not quite sure, but I'm sure someone around here could tell us!
The Fourth Doctor: Would it like a jelly baby?
Idris/Sexy: Do chickens cross roads?
The daleks: The chicken will be exterminated!
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Has the chicken requested assistance?
The street vendors of NNY: Buy some happy for your trip across the road!
Amy Pond: I don't know. Does it matter, a chicken crossing?
Jackie Tyler: That chicken's mother is probably worried about it.
Captain Jack: Hello, chicken.
The Judoon: We have no juristiction over chickens.
Torchwood: If it's avian, it's ours.
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Obsessed With Doctor Who When
Obsessed with Doctor Who when....
1. You think fezzes are cool.
2. you think bowties are cool and you want to wear them everyday of your life.
3. Wearing a vegetable seems fashionable.
4. You have a button that says David Tennant makes me squee. (sad to say I own one.)
5. Angel statues scare the holy fuck out of you.
6. You have an action figure of your favorite Doctor and carry him around everywhere. (I have two. one of Tom Baker, and Matt Smith wearing a fez and holding a mop.)
7. Apples are rubbish.
8. Pears are gross and disgusting.
9. You see a british phonebooth and you automatically claim it as your own TARDIS and invite your
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Because of Doctor Who
Because of Doctor Who I am Afraid of...
1. manikins
2. Christmas trees
3. cats
4. monks
5. school food
6. clocks
7. blue tooth devices
8. TV's
9. cupboards
10. children's drawings
11. MRI machines
12. straws
13. gas masks
14. brass bands
15. statues
16. blinking
17. the dark
18. shadows
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The Doctor
He stood alone
Watching the world
This was who he was;
Timeless defender
Of all he saw
And all he didn't see
And all he could never see again
Time stops
Lingering on the whithering
Rose.
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Now, I'm pretty sure that I came up with most of these, but some of them were fairly obvious and so it's entirely possible that someone else thought of them first. No plagiarism intended if that is the case.
Now, I'm pretty sure that I came up with most of these, but some of them were fairly obvious and so it's entirely possible that someone else thought of them first. No plagiarism intended if that is the case.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, the fans get annoyed when people call me that. Just "The Doctor" if you please. And if you don't please, you're probably going to die, so you'd better please.
Who's there?
The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, the fans get annoyed when people call me that. Just "The Doctor" if you please. And if you don't please, you're probably going to die, so you'd better please.