River's mom- a ridiculous song parody

River’s mom has got it goin' on
River’s mom has got it goin' on
River’s mom has got it goin' on
River’s mom has got it goin' on

River, would coming over today violate some temporal rule? (temporal rule)
I could wear my new hat; I think it’s really cool (the hat’s really cool)
Did your mom get back from her modeling thing? (modeling thing)
Does she remember, or is she trying to account for the ring? (account for the ring)

You know, I'm not the regeneration that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

River’s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
River, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with River’s mom

River’s mom has got it goin' on
River’s mom has got it goin' on

River, do you remember when I ran off with your mom? (ran off with your mom)
And she came out with just a night gown on (night gown on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she kissed (the way she kissed)
And the way she said, "The morning’s a long time away" (a long time away)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad got killed again, your mom could use a guy like me

River’s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
River, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with River’s mom

River’s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
River can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (River’s mom oh oh)
(River’s mom oh oh)
I'm in love with River’s mom